Competitions: 2008 - 2009
- Jeremy [to Amanda]: I say this with love, as I love bananas, but you're like a banana. You bruise easily.
- Waiter: Is American okay? Christine: For a second, I thought you were talking about dances.
Steven: You know you're in ballroom when you mistake types of cheese for dances.
Team Classes: 2008-2009
- "Boys and girls have different alignments." -Dan
- "I want to see upright male... spines." -Dan
- "Stroke it, don't stab it." -Dan
- "Now, public speaking is about persuasion. You're selling something. In this case, your body." -Dan
- "If someone audio-recorded our classes, they'd think they were listening to porn." -Isa
- "Twist your feet and head, but don't move your shoulders. Every time a shoulder moves, a fairy falls from the sky and dies." -Dan
Free Time: 2008 - 2009
- Amanda: I knew I couldn't give up ballroom when I went home for the summer, and I missed my dance partner more than I missed my boyfriend. Or that that it was time for the boy and me to sever relations. One or the other.
- Laura: Wow, people in ballroom really can't hold on to their underwear!
Practice: 2008 - 2009
- Holly [to Jeremy during rounds the week before DCDI]: What was that- the fastest quickstep ever?
Jeremy: No, I was just getting Amanda used to my panic mode. You know that point at competitions where you slip into a panic mode? I noticed that mine tends to be lots of locks and tipples.
Jeff: Yeah, but people usually don't practice it.
Competitions: 2007 - 2008
- Igor: I could never win; all I need now is soap and a roap.
Hannah: But what would you need soap for?
Igor: To hang myself.
- Steven looking at himself in the mirrored elevator...
Isa: "You narcissist!"
Steven: "Huh? What does being vain have to do with enjoying pain?"
Isa: "WHAT?!"
Steven: "Isn't that a narcissist?"
Isa: "I think you mean sadist...."
Practice: 2007 - 2008
- Isa: (Reading Foxtrot routine) "Closed impetus..."
Steven: (Walks up) "Kudos to impotence?"
- (While dancing to that Spanish song about wanting gasoline)
Isa: Why does he want gasoline?
Kelly: Isa, think.
Rae: No, don't think.
Isa: Don't think! (continues dancing)
- Lena: "Competing newcomer ballroom is like competing in the Special Olympics- if you win, you're still retarded."
Free time: 2007 - 2008
- I'm sorry, but "doing it like rabbits" is intended to be entirely figurative..."
-Rae, discussing her potential Halloween costume
- Kelly: You should be a sexy bunny!
Rae: That's not "sexy bunny" that's just "sex bunny."
-After hearing the description of the costume
- KC: There's always shrinkage. You always have to account for shrinkage.
- Amanda: It's because you're comfy.
Steven: I just went from being a chair to a bed. Apparently, now I'm a whole IKEA furniture set.
- Rae: I tested all sorts of limits....boys...alcohol...yayyyyyyy!!!
- Rae: "You just know that if Hilary were president, she would push the little red button to blow up the world."
Gage: "That wouldn't be so bad, if she blew up the right part of the world."
Tom: "Yeah, like Russia."
Amanda: "That would be nice; we would have a lot less competition in ballroom."
- Professor Hrebenak (Map): "And here's the North Pole! No Santa... but there's RUSSIANS!!"
Rae: "Ballroom is the North Pole of Georgetown."
- Isa: Well, now you can say that you're seeing someone, so you're unavailable
Rae: But I'm not really seeing him!
Kelly: You can SAY you're seeing him...
Isa: You're seeing him at night on your bed...that's kind of like seeing him.
Team Classes: 2007 - 2008
- Anna: This is what you are. (handing Jason a twist-tie)
Jason: A two?
Kelly: (Taking the twist-tie and reshaping it) No. You're a big fat zero!
Jason: No- its like the circle of life. Does that mean I'm God?
Anna: Only a zero would think that.
- Edmund to Dan: Professor?
- Dan, teaching the Latin hold: "Save room for Dan."
- Sasha: "Harrison, I forbid you to speak about my inner thighs."
- Dan: "Changing things up can be good, but remember that In nature, mutations die."
- Dan, counting samba reverse turn: "One-a-BUTT, one-a-two, one-a-BUTT!"
- "She's dancing down the line of dance checking diagonal Subway." -Dan, teaching class in Hoya Court
Team Classes: 2006 - 2007
- Julia: Who did you sleep with in Ohio?
Kelly: Yea Jeff, who did you sleep with?!
Jeff: I slept with Vlad. But that's because Tom and Dean threw me out!
Parties: 2006 - 2007
Social Classes: 2006 - 2007
Parties: 2004 - 2005
Social Classes: 2004 - 2005
- Don't be a joystick, be a wall...
-Steve, on merengue swivels
- Forward-side-back, back-side-shit...
-Steve, on tango reverse turn leading into a dip
Team Classes: 2004 - 2005
- Your should just feel a hint of something going on underneath.
-Dan
- I need a more naked beat.
-Dan, on foxtrot music
- You pull her pelvis towards your pelvis.
-Dan, on action during Samba stationary walks
- Dan: Ameet, is that a whisk?
Ameet: Shit.
(while attempting a Samba routine)
- Stop undressing me!
-Kinga to Ily, in team class
Social Outings: 2004 - 2005
- Ameet: I don't think that skirt is full enough for me to get between your legs.
Charlene: But that's why I wore it...
- I don't even know what dance this is, I just follow.
-Kristen (while dancing in the parking lot of Promenade Ballroom)
- Julia: ... Kinga, you are huge!
Kinga: No, I'm the fun sized munchkin!
Ily: No, you are the king sized munchkin!
Practice: 2004 - 4005
- I feel like if I sniff you, I’d get high.
-Shawn to Gina
Random: 2004 - 2005
Competitions: 2004 - 2005
- I don't know how to lead cha-cha so I'm just going to touch myself!
-Kinga, during team match at DCDI
- He looks like a man-izer...
-Kinga, on the way to Ohio
- Only prostitute's rooommates get sexiled more than me.
-Chandrika, on the way to Ohio
- If your job was phone sex, you'd be out of a job.
-Dan to Ily, on the way back from Ohio
- Hey... is there going to be a man rumba at this comp?
-Dean "Danger" Hudson
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