Quotes


Free time 2007-2008

  • I'm sorry, but "doing it like rabbits" is intended to be entirely figurative..."
    -Raechel, discussing her potential Halloween costume
  • Kelly: You should be a sexy bunny!
    Rae: That's not "sexy bunny" that's just "sex bunny."
    -After hearing the description of the costume
  • KC: There's alway's shrinkage. You always have to account for shrinkage.

Team Classes 2007-2008

  • Anna: This is what you are. (handing Jason a twist-tie)
    Jason: A two?
    Kelly: (Taking the twist-tie and reshaping it) No. You're a big fat zero!
    Jason: No- its like the circle of life. Does that mean I'm God?
    Anna: Only a zero would think that.

Parties: 2004 - 2005

  • I need to not drink when I'm drunk.
    -Gina
    [Yeah and you probably shouldn't dance either;)]
  • Brice, you're a whore!
    -Kinga
  • Dave, stop fiddling with yourself!
    -Kim

Social Classes: 2004 - 2005

  • Don't be a joystick, be a wall...
    -Steve, on merengue swivels
  • Forward-side-back, back-side-shit...
    -Steve, on tango reverse turn leading into a dip

Team Classes: 2004 - 2005

  • Your should just feel a hint of something going on underneath.
    -Dan
  • I need a more naked beat.
    -Dan, on foxtrot music
  • You pull her pelvis towards your pelvis.
    -Dan, on action during Samba stationary walks
  • Dan: Ameet, is that a whisk?
    Ameet: Shit.
    (while attempting a Samba routine)
  • Stop undressing me!
    -Kinga to Ily, in team class

Social Outings: 2004 - 2005

  • Ameet: I don't think that skirt is full enough for me to get between your legs.
    Charlene: But that's why I wore it...
  • I don't even know what dance this is, I just follow.
    -Kristen (while dancing in the parking lot of Promenade Ballroom)
  • Julia: ... Kinga, you are huge!
    Kinga: No, I'm the fun sized munchkin!
    Ily: No, you are the king sized munchkin!

Practice: 2004 - 4005

  • I feel like if I sniff you, I’d get high.
    -Shawn to Gina

Random: 2004 - 2005

  • Shawn: I'm going to have the coolest tombstone in the whole cemetery!
    Ily: Now that's something to look forward to.
  • You need a new computer, that one tastes horrible.
    -Mike to Laura

Competitions: 2004 - 2005

  • I don't know how to lead cha-cha so I'm just going to touch myself!
    -Kinga, during team match at DCDI
  • He looks like a man-izer...
    -Kinga, on the way to Ohio
  • Only prostitute's rooommates get sexiled more than me.
    -Chandrika, on the way to Ohio
  • If your job was phone sex, you'd be out of a job.
    -Dan to Ily, on the way back from Ohio
  • Hey... is there going to be a man rumba at this comp?
    -Dean "Danger" Hudson

Competitions: 2006 - 2007

    Team Classes: 2006 - 2007

    • Julia: Who did you sleep with in Ohio?
      Kelly: Yea Jeff, who did you sleep with?!
      Jeff: I slept with Vlad. But that's because Tom and Dean threw me out!

    Parties: 2006 - 2007

    • Ameet: You lost $25? That enough for 5 meals at Hot and Crusty!
      Kelly: What's Hot and Crusty?
      Ameet: It's a deli.
      Lena: I know I wouldn't eat at a place whose name sounds like the symptoms of an STD.
    • "I don't get this whole 'Save Darfur' thing. I mean, what's Darfur anyway, a vegetable?" -- Dave M.

    Social Classes: 2006 - 2007

    • KC: Come on people, no pain no gain... It's like cardio, but ballroom.
      Kelly: No, it's like cardio on valium...
    • Julia: You're a freak.
      Jeff: Thank you.